Joke of the day

A Nigerian woman prays beside he car with a source of water supply praying that the waters turns to petrol/gasoline instead of wine which was the known miracle performed by Jesus in the bible.

Nigeria may face more oil shortages .....................

The Ijaw youth Movement has threatened to bring the country to its knees or possible secede as a nation if the incoming administration doesn't obey the statuesque and listen to pressing issues bothering the region which lay down arms thinking their own brother will develop their region instead the accused the outgoing president of working only for the northerner's who betrayed him in a born to rule manner not minding party affiliations.

This was gathered from an emergency meeting held over the weekend in one of the camps in the creek.

DAVID MARK IN SECRET MOVE TO RETAIN SENATE PRESIDENCY.....................

The Benue Born Politicians is capitalising on the division in APC senators camp as they refuse to comeup with a consensus canditate instead all three contestants are said to share the votes from the  64 members which represent the majority while all the45 senators of PDP as unanimously giving        their block votes to Mark which may see him become the senate president as the *th session resumes in june ,he has also been secretly liaising with disgruntled APC senators as who may fall out with each other.

FUEL TURNS TO BLOOD IN LAGOS STATE TODAY..............

AS LAGOSIANS SEARCHED FOR THE PRODUCT LIKE A SICKLE CELL PATIENT SEARCHES FOR BLOOD TRANSFUSION.

A LITRE OF FUEL NOW GOES ON AN ALL TIME HIGH PRICE OF 600 NAIRA PER LITRE

FORCING DRIVERS OF BUSES TO DOUBLE SOME TIMES TRIPLE THE FAIRS TO DIFFERENT DESTINATIONS IN LAGOS METROPOLIS .

WHEN INTERVIEWED MOST WORKERS SAID THEY WILL ONLY MANAGE TO GO TO WORK TODAY TO INFORM THERE EMPLOYERS THAT THE CANT CONTINUE LIKE THIS AS THEIR SALARIES CAN COVER FOR THE SUDDEN CHANGE IN PRICE OF PETROL.

THIS IS HOW BAD IT HAS GOTTEN,HOPE THIS IS NOT THE CHANGE WE VOTED FOR AS NIGERIANS ANTICIPATE A BETTER LIFE AFTER THIS PERIOD OF HARDSHIP WHICH SEEMS TO BE A PARTING GIFT FROM THE PDP LED GOVERNMENT.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA.....

ISIS SLAUGHTERS 400 PEOPLE TODAY.........

BURIES THEM IN MASS GRAVE ON THE DESERT BETWEEN IRAQ AND SYRIA.

Mr.IBU GETS MARRIED TO LONG TIME GIRL FRIEND STELLAMARIS

VIEW PICS AFTER THE CUT ,CONGRATS TO THEM THOUGH

T Y DANJUMA SUGGEST THAT JOHNATHAN ADMINISTRATION BE PROBED.....

After the the vice president elect Mr.Yemi Osibanjo  broke the that Johnathan's government is in a debts of $63 billion united states dollars .

His long time friend who is a former minister and chairman of Eni group Mr.Theophilus Danjuma has suggested that Buhari in the interest of Nigeria should probe him and his cohorts .

THE KING AND QUEEN OF HIP HOP SPOTTED IN FLORENCE ITALY TODAY.

LOOKING DAPPER .

FUEL SCARCITY:NIGERIAN ECONOMY GROUNDED AS .........

BANKS CLOSE BY 1 PM WHILE TELECOM COMPANIES THREATEN TO SHUT DOWN NETWORK FROM TODAY AS THE FUEL SCARCITY PERSISTS IN ALL PARTS OF THE COUNTRY.As Nigerians continue to suffer under the current acute fuel scarcity, Telecommunication giants like Airtel, MTN and Etisalat have shot down their operations in certain areas across the country.
As a follow up to this development, Etisalat has issued a statement, saying its services will be disrupted as a result of the continuous fuel scarcity been experienced in the country.The statement released on Monday notified its customers of a possible disruption of service, adding that management is working to ensure that the current problem is abated on time.
The statement further appealed to affected customers to bear with management of Etisalat over the development.

ARIK AIRLINE CANCELS FLIGHTS!!!

ARIK AIRLINE CANCELS FLIGHT DUE TO SCARCITY OF AVIATION FUEL A1